FLT 747 · DEP Robinhood Chain (4663) · ARR ??? · quoted in BA
BA = Buy Again · they've been saying it since 1916
The hump, the four engines, the staircase. You've been on one, or wanted to, and the ticket was priced in Boeing either way. $747 trades against tokenized Boeing stock on Pons, on Robinhood Chain, and 2% of every buy and every sell is paid straight back to holders in BA. Those are your miles. That's the whole loyalty program.
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moving map · seat 1A screen
Departed Robinhood Chain. Destination not filed. Currently taxiing on the bonding curve.
You are at TAXI. Takeoff is graduation: when the curve is bought out, the launch moves into a Uniswap v4 pool and the liquidity is locked. The 2% keeps paying holders on either side of that.
cabin announcement
captain · flight deck · PA
[CHIME] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 747 with service from Robinhood Chain to wherever this goes. We're currently taxiing on the bonding curve and expect to be here for a while.
A quick word on the loyalty program, because it's the only thing on this aircraft that isn't a joke. Every buy pays a 2% fee. Every sell pays a 2% fee. Pons collects it and pays it out to everyone holding $747, automatically, in BA. There's nothing to stake, nothing to lock, and nothing to claim. You were asleep in 52B. You still earned Boeing stock.
Miles are a slice of real volume, so if nobody trades, nobody earns. If the volume comes, it comes to you. That's the machine.
The seatbelt sign will remain on for the duration of the flight. Cabin crew, arm doors and cross-check. [CHIME]
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Why Boeing? Because the plane is the most recognisable thing that has ever flown, and every ticket for it was priced in the company that built it. The coin is quoted in the supplier, and the supplier pays you for sitting in the seat.
Stock tokens trade on-chain around the clock, so the cabin never lands: $747 is open at 3am on a Sunday, which is when the sort of person who buys this is awake anyway.
flight management computer · miles page
Type your bag, a market cap that makes you laugh, today's BA price and a daily volume. The computer does the rest and tells you which cabin you're sitting in.
It's multiplying four numbers you typed. It does not know the future. Neither does the captain.
normal procedures · before boarding
Four items. Read the challenge, do the thing, call the response. Item two is the one people skip and then DM about.
Any EVM wallet works. Add the network (chain id 4663) and drop a little ETH in it for gas.
$747 is priced in tokenized Boeing stock, so that's what you pay with. Swap ETH for BA on Robinhood Chain first. Do not skip this one.
Paste the address from the top of this page into Pons and check it character by character. Do not trust a link somebody sends you. Do not trust a link we send you either. Check it.
Any size. The middle seat has no minimum and the gate has no bouncer. 2% of every trade after yours comes back to you automatically, in BA.
engine indication · what you're actually buying
questions from the cabin
The seatbelt sign does not turn off. The miles do not stop. Thank you for flying $747.